a pint of guinness is a thing of beauty. it's friday. i hate being behind on some things. last night was really fun. met some folks that i had always been on good terms with, but never really hung out with. good times. almost made up for having no new office last night. almost.

i really don't want to be here at work today...

 "Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." - Jim Halpert

"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at." - Michael Scott

"The Albany branch is working right through lunch, to prevent downsizing. But, Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour, so that we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight." - Jim Halpert

"Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame!" - Michael Scott

"I saved a life…my own. Am I a hero? I can’t really say, but…yes." - Michael Scott

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information." - Michael Scott

"Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God, what am I saying?" - Jan Levenson

"We can’t overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails, but real business is done on paper." - Michael Scott